Ropo Says Freeze!

Thank God for masturbation ‘cause I suck at the rest of those things.

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It’s so true.

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This is my friends’ company, but I have no qualms about pimping for them because it’s a great product! Literary-themed t-shirts, onesies, bibs, and adult t-shirts too! They have “C is for Comics” and “S is for Sci-Fi” as well as Edgar Allen Poe, Sojourner Truth, Shakespeare, Cervantes… and part of the proceeds goes toward literacy programs. They can be found at http://littlebookwormz.com and on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/pages/Little-Bookwormz/134876076523951

Agreed.

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naysayersspeak:

This may be the best thing I have seen IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

Kinda awesome.

thatgirlnevershutsup:

If Social Media Was Around For The World Wars 

seinfeldsays:

Season 3: The Boyfriend

Possibly my very favorite episode of “Seinfeld.” EVER.

I want to go to there.

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Hoofing it (I <3 Catalog Living)

Vin Scully... he's the best one.

At the races. Photo by me.

catalogliving:

For heaven’s sake Gary, the tulips just naturally bend like that. They’re not “trying to steal the pie.”

catalogliving:

Gary kicked off his hemp loafers in a hurry because judging from the other items in the foyer, Mary Poppins was in the living room.

catalogliving:

They brought out the penguin plates every year, but it wasn’t until just now that Gary recognized the lusty and sad tale of adultery and single parenthood depicted in them.

brooklynmutt:

: ) PPG

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